After collecting at one house, Patrick came down the driveway to me and said: "They gave me a friggin' Nutella!"

I said: "Yeah right."

He wasn't kidding.

I take this as a precident set.  Therefore, next year, the Velveteen household is going to hand out packs of strawberry jam & butter, as well as ketchups, mustard and (for kids with the coolest costumes) some sweet, sweet Hellman's.