Now, there's bound to be some saps that want to tell me how mean I am and all that, to which I have 3 things to say:

1.  This...person...got revenge on me in the end:  at the end of the night I got out almost 15 minutes later than I should have because of Bozo here taking a prolonged shit.  Everyone else in the building had long left.  So....good for her (it).

2.  Get over yourself.

3.  Don't feel bad for her....I'm sure she has just a great life, what with all the cash she made playing Drew Carey's comedic foil on that show for years.